it just dawned on me; this blog is not living up to its name...of being Full Of Crap ???
have u given extra thought to that???
having said that, its DUE time i DO post content that will certainly be full-of-crap. (btw i got inspired by hp)
to start the ball rolling, here's it.
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Miss Universe Contest
There is this miss universe contest.....and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore.
Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists..
the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp...".
the judges say good....miss australia replies:"......light bulb...." the judges say good..... now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...."
then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."
Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"
miss american says confidently:"....lion...."
the judges say good.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....."
the judges say good....and now miss singapore isn't too sure again.... she says:"...labbit..."
the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the contest...."
Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."miss american says:"....lime...."
the judges say well done.....miss australia says:.....lemon...."
the judges say well done.... Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident that she would make it to the next round......
she says:".........LIEW LIAN..........."
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Shoot Out The Lights
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng! Ah Pa is peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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so....keep the entertainment rolling !!!-d3sm0nd-