HEY okay! hello everybody! ive also got some jokes to share with all! maybe you've heard of it but for those who havent, enjoy! cos i thought it was really funny and dumb! xD okay. it was taken from 8days. haha so people like mel who reads 8days will prolly have heard of it. so here it goes:

These are my ratings:
xD - er okay lah, quite funny, nice try
xDxD - very funny! HAHAHAHA :DDD

Joke no. 1 (xD): Ah Beng bought a new car recently and showed it off to Ah Lian. So there Ah Beng was, bragging about his new ride to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the police cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is automatic one, very easy to drive!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and floored the accelerator. In an instant, the car sped backwards and crashed into a lamp post. "Alamak! What are you doing? You see lah!" screamed Ah Beng. "Sorry, sorry paiseh lah! I thought, 'R' for racing mah!"

Joke no. 2 (xD): A gropu of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buay Loti' (Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only had English songs. The Ah Bengs got very angry and kicked up a big fuss, accusing the DJ of 'seeing them no up'. Finally, after a long talk with the Ah Bengs, the manager found out that they had actually asked for the Righteous Brothers' 'Unchained Melody'.

Joke no. 3 (xDD): One day, two Ah Lian got into a lift on the 18th storey to get to the ground floor. As they looked at the panel, they could see the number 18 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. Not being English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what the letter G meant. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit the G button. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was very impressed and she asked her friend, "Wah, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah, G for Gero mah!"

HAHAH. okay. hope you've had a good laugh cos i did. anyway! please share more jokes. =D meanwhile, start studying for PROMOS! happy studying all!

Stay tune.
Matilda